The Holy Empire of Doge 32 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Doge XXXII with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.261 billion Doge 32ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevanstol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The powerhouse Doge 32ian economy, worth 354 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,074 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,384 per year while the poor average 8,493, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Blackacrean security services are wondering why Emperor Doge XXXII is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge 32's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge 32 is ranked 213,285^th in the world and 8^th in DogeLand for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.92 percentage of bribes refused.