Most Extreme: 9thMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 258th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Soviet Country
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Doge 3

Population1.552 billion

Currencysoviet ruble
Animalsoviet doge

The Holy Empire of Doge 3 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.552 billion Doge 3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Doge 3ian economy, worth 7.02 trillion soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 4,525 soviet rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doge 3ians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge 3's national animal is the soviet doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Doge 3 is ranked 240,702nd in the world and 48th in DogeLand for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.7 bananas ingested per day.

Top
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Most Extreme: 9thMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 258thMost Income Equality: 441stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,778thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 21,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,637th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Doge 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Doge 3's influence in DogeLand rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Doge 3 relocated from Authoritarian stalingrad to DogeLand.
  • : Doge 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Doge 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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