The Republic of Doctorian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.108 billion Doctorianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doctorian City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doctorianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion doctors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,446 doctors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', Doctorianians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doctorian's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Doctorian is ranked 4,046^th in the world and 2^nd in Evil for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,623.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.