The People's Republic of Dmiscry is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Valkyr Straindorf with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.18 billion Dmiscryians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkyrgrad. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The large but inefficient Dmiscryian economy, worth 204 trillion Soviet Rublos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,997 Soviet Rublos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Dmiscry's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dmiscry's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dmiscry is ranked 266,621^st in the world and 29^th in Krillin for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,681.54 Standard Monetary Units.