The People's Republic of Dmiscry is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Valkyr Straindorf with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.405 billion Dmiscryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkyrgrad. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.

The large but inefficient Dmiscryian economy, worth 445 trillion Soviet Rublos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,320 Soviet Rublos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and Valkyr Straindorf's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dmiscry's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dmiscry is ranked 7,712^th in the world and 3^rd in Krillin for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,373.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.