The Republic of Djas8 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.783 billion Djas8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The very strong Djas8ian economy, worth 378 trillion yes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,095 yes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,067 per year while the poor average 21,642, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Djas8ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas8's national animal is the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Djas8 is ranked 71,874^th in the world and 1^st in Ashroxem for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 465.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.