The Republic of Djas39 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.148 billion Djas39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The strong Djas39ian economy, worth 184 trillion baht a year, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,274 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Djas39ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas39's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas39 is ranked 234,580^th in the world and 838^th in neck for Most Secular, with 13.89 Atheism Rate.