The Republic of Djas38 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.935 billion Djas38ians, 1.841 billion of whom are zombies, are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Djas38ian economy, worth 297 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,894 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", babies are a small but significant export, and children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas38's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Djas38 is ranked 193,092^nd in the world and 587^th in neck for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 87.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.