The Republic of Djas37 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.125 billion Djas37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The strong Djas37ian economy, worth 237 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,371 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas37's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Djas37 is ranked 80,352^nd in the world and 131^st in neck for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,068.01 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.