The Republic of Djas31 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 4.216 billion Djas31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The strong Djas31ian economy, worth 318 trillion eeees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,407 eeees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,004 per year while the poor average 19,174, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas31's national animal is the eeee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Djas31 is ranked 179,882^nd in the world and 3^rd in Burgundian Utopia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.75 percentage of bribes refused.