The Republic of Djas27 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.774 billion Djas27ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The very strong Djas27ian economy, worth 238 trillion Wwwwwws a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,199 Wwwwwws, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas27's national animal is the Wwwwww, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas27 is ranked 97,943^rd in the world and 1^st in Nihil Omnia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.42 law-abiding acts per hour.