The Republic of Djas17 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 4.36 billion Djas17ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The powerhouse Djas17ian economy, worth 305 trillion wwwwwws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,102 wwwwwws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas17's national animal is the wwwwww, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas17 is ranked 64,815^th in the world and 2^nd in Train Station for Safest, scoring 98.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.