The Wide Receiver of DJ Moore is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.088 billion DJ Mooreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient DJ Moorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,432 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into DJ Moorean as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DJ Moore's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DJ Moore is ranked 17,642^nd in the world and 1^st in Chicago Bears for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 329.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.