The Wide Receiver of DJ Moore is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.26 billion DJ Mooreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DJ Moorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion bronze nickels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,454 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the DMIA watchlist, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DJ Moore's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DJ Moore is ranked 9,491^st in the world and 1^st in Chicago Bears for Highest Poor Incomes, with 129,290.34 Standard Monetary Units.