The Republic of Dixie Dregs is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.06 billion Dixie Dregsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The powerhouse Dixie Dregsian economy, worth 471 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,154 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Dixie Dregs, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dixie Dregs's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dixie Dregs is ranked 256,339^th in the world and 4^th in Georgia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.