The Massive Empire of Division Hilaci is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Luigi stripipi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.831 billion Hilacians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The ship. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Division Hilacian economy, worth 853 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,588 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The DHBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Luigi stripipi is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Luigi stripipi's stash". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Division Hilaci's national animal is the Snarg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba dada dada da da.

Division Hilaci is ranked 247,341^st in the world and 14^th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.8 percentage of bribes refused.