The Marxist-Leninist Republics of Distro-Spartica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valeri Cyrus with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.859 billion Spartican enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington and Prot. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,272 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, interest in globalism never flags, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 4,882^nd in the world and 124^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.02 law-abiding acts per hour.