The Community of Dispatch is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 26.364 billion Dispatchians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The thriving Dispatchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion letters a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,836 letters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,803 per year while the poor average 12,205, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dispatch's national animal is the news.

Dispatch is ranked 131,933^rd in the world and 22^nd in Middle Earth for Highest Average Incomes, with 59,836.81 Standard Monetary Units.