The New Cruor Federation of Disco Chuckers is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 16.905 billion Chuckers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graceland. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Disco Chuckersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,992 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Disco Chuckers's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Disco Chuckers is ranked 257,432^nd in the world and 354^th in Ordo Imperialia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.