The In the Ink machine of Discarded Masterpiece is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.938 billion Discarded Masterpieceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Discarded Masterpiecean economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,284 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, Discarded Masterpiece City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, Jennifer Government is banned, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discarded Masterpiece's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Discarded Masterpiece is ranked 246,293^rd in the world and 4,207^th in eta for Safest, scoring 32.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.