The Exploding Things of Disastoria is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 5.141 billion Disastorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Disastorian economy, worth 300 trillion pokecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,476 pokecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,782 per year while the poor average 6,691, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Disastoria's national animal is the absol, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Disastoria is ranked 229,892^nd in the world and 10^th in Astoria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 704.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.