The Republic of Disappointing islas is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working population of 16 million Disappointing islasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Disappointing islasian economy, worth 631 billion dollars a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,499 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disappointing islas's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Disappointing islas is ranked 272,257^th in the world and 3^rd in United Conservative Republics for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,499.94 Standard Monetary Units.