The Kingdom of Dionysis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.944 billion Dionysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dionysian economy, worth 134 trillion drachmas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,627 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dionysis's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dionysis is ranked 84,887^th in the world and 1^st in Nysa for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.63 percentage of bribes refused.