The Imperator of Diocletianus is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical population of 7.887 billion Diocletians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Diocletianusian economy, worth 598 trillion soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,881 soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diocletianus's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Diocletianus is ranked 174,651^st in the world and 3^rd in Rome for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.