The Theocracy of DIN 933 is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The humorless, devout population of 10.433 billion DIN 933ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient DIN 933ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion DINS a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,475 DINS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, the DIN 933ian government is the world's largest NGO, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIN 933's national animal is the DIN 438, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DIN 933 is ranked 313,148^th in the world and 17^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.86 on the Bus Surprisal Index.