The Scientific Stronghold of Dimension Facilities is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Head Professor Fabian with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.586 billion DMF Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Research Center A0021. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dimensional economy, worth an astonishing 14,860 trillion Dimension Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 502,283 Dimension Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Research Center A0021, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimension Facilities's national animal is the Cyborg Neon-Mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dimension Facilities is ranked 331,545^th in the world and 6^th in Warzone Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.49 on the Kitten Softness Rating.