The State of Dillon-Ashton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.494 billion Dillon-Ashtonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Dillon-Ashtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,803 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,589 per year while the poor average 3,213, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Dillon-Ashton has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dillon-Ashton's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dillon-Ashton is ranked 265,031^st in the world and 6^th in Delaware for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.73 law-abiding acts per hour.