The Cayon Semi-Dictatorship of Dikcium is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.558 billion Dikcimans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diksamendo. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dikciman economy, worth 400 trillion Nulcranis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,947 Nulcranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, one does not simply walk into the tundra, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dikcium's national animal is the Avren Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

Dikcium is ranked 248,631^st in the world and 18^th in Sub Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.