The MT Army Museum of DIE33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 29.328 billion DIE33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped DIE33ian economy, worth 849 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,953 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DIE33 is ranked 193,627^th in the world and 1^st in Dictators of Insanity and Evil for Rudest Citizens, with 41.57 insults per minute.