The First of the four sisters of Dictore is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Danny Deivtio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.804 billion Danny Deivtios are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deckoin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The all-consuming Dictorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Delta eagles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,592 Delta eagles, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictore's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Danny deivtioism.

Dictore is ranked 8,472^nd in the world and 10^th in eta for Largest Black Market, with 715 trillion Standard Monetary Units.