The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.669 billion Diarcesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,668 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,071 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 4,822^nd in the world and 1^st in Diarcesia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.35 law-abiding acts per hour.