The Brilliance of Diamond Junimos is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.755 billion Diamond Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diamond Junimosian economy, worth 871 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,344 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond Junimos's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diamond Junimos is ranked 112,100^th in the world and 1^st in Cidade Julio cesar for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,976.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.