The Dictatorship of Deutschlans is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million Deutschlansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Deutschlansian economy, worth 709 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,369 Euros , and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Deutschlans City make great practice for foreign snipers, Deutschlansians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutschlans's national animal is the Eagle , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Deutschlans is ranked 232,667^th in the world and 897^th in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.34 percentage of bribes refused.