The Multinational Investments of Deutsch Bank is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Georg von Siemens with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.447 billion Deutsch Bankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Deutsch Bankian economy, worth 929 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 208,973 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 709,661 per year while the poor average 45,398, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Deutsch Bank's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Deutsch Bank is ranked 290,777^th in the world and 16^th in Sovereign Corporate League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 26.4 law-abiding acts per hour.