The Wolfist Archbishop of Deuctland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Speer with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.782 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Deuctlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 163,688 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political shows are fit for purpose, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deuctland's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Deuctland is ranked 54,462^nd in the world and 2,874^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,835.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.