The Queendom of DeSsambra is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen AsaShalee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 42.44 billion DeSsambrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant a DeSsambran economy, worth 287 trillion natis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,766 natis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, relations with Merovingia are as cold as DeSsambra's skill with the blade, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, and it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeSsambra's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DeSsambra is ranked 318,809^th in the world and 1^st in Rumathier for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,563.66 Standard Monetary Units.