The Theocracy of Despotamia Singulata is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Asurianople with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.545 billion Despotamia Singulatans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gibil-Ur. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Despotamia Singulatan economy, worth 309 trillion Groynes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,324 Groynes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Despotamia Singulata's national animal is the Antlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Asurianople.

Despotamia Singulata is ranked 102,082^nd in the world and 5^th in The ATCCia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 896.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.