The Republic of Desirable is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 285 million Desirableans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Desirablean economy, worth 13.9 trillion Desires a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 48,905 Desires, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,634 per year while the poor average 3,357, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Desirable's national animal is the Desire, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Desirable is ranked 112,352^nd in the world and 1^st in Shadows Grasp for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.