The Fiefdom of Deseedus is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 928 million Deseedusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Deseedusian economy, worth 49.2 trillion Mraxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,005 Mraxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Deseedus's national animal is the Anaroom, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Deseedus is ranked 230,000^th in the world and 3^rd in This Is Me and Me Is All of Them for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.16 kickbacks per hour.