The Island Republic of Riletta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Lana with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 3.867 billion Rilettans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batman. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rilettan economy, worth 554 trillion Rilettan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,472 Rilettan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Riletta has found 3 easter eggs), violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, Saint Lana has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riletta's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Riletta is ranked 64,342^nd in the world and 1,099^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.92 flags saluted per person per day.