The The Holy Celtic Empire of Derai Bengal Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme leader Admiral General Alladeen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.433 billion Derai Bengalis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noahkhail. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Derai Bengal Kingdomian economy, worth 336 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,038 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, economists claim no news is good news, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Derai Bengal Kingdom has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Derai Bengal Kingdom's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ninjago.

Derai Bengal Kingdom is ranked 12,673^rd in the world and 1^st in Imperatus for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.