The District of DeNoli is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.965 billion DeNolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The DeNolian economy, worth 725 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,419 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeNoli's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DeNoli is ranked 208,058^th in the world and 3^rd in Atlantic New Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.09 kickbacks per hour.