The Nomadic Peoples of Denisovan Lands is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Peking Man with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 6.38 billion Denisovan Landsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campsite. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Denisovan Landsian economy, worth 217 trillion Eagle Feathers a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,057 Eagle Feathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denisovan Lands's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Animism.

Denisovan Lands is ranked 204,807^th in the world and 34^th in The Embassy 1 for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.19 percentage of bribes refused.