The Corporate Theocracy of Dendrrah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by TotalyNotCthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.726 billion Dendrrahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dendrrahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Sanities a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 398,568 Sanities, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,700,663 per year while the poor average 4,000, a ratio of 925 to 1.

Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Dendrrah, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dendrrah's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Dendrrah is ranked 290,618^th in the world and 3^rd in the realm of insanity for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.