The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.384 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 713 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,780 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Demosoucia is ranked 15,453rd in the world and 1st in The Lunch Table for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,115.29 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, Demosoucia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.





































