Most Secular: 2,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,459thLowest Crime Rates: 4,032nd
The Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Free lunch for all
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Demosoucia

Population3.384 billion

CapitalNouva Lounchtablia

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.384 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 713 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,780 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Demosoucia is ranked 15,453rd in the world and 1st in The Lunch Table for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,115.29 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,299thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,459thLowest Crime Rates: 4,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,203rdMost Developed: 4,208thLargest Governments: 4,459thMost Efficient Economies: 4,854thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,565thSmartest Citizens: 5,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,850thHealthiest Citizens: 7,205thMost Patriotic: 7,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,840thLargest Retail Industry: 7,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,201stHighest Average Incomes: 9,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,173rdHighest Food Quality: 12,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,586thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,689thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,453rdMost Cultured: 20,014thMost Accessible: 20,451stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,493rdMost Inclusive: 22,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,050th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, Demosoucia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.

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