The Colony of Demiboy is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 4.877 billion Demiboyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Demiboyian economy, worth 179 trillion baht a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,749 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, school uniforms are compulsory, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demiboy's national animal is the unicorn.

Demiboy is ranked 176,368^th in the world and 2^nd in Rudak for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.74 law-abiding acts per hour.