The Sultanate of Delny is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.132 billion Delnyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Delnyian economy, worth 206 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,072 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Delny look to be the happiest ones, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Delnyian. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delny's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delny is ranked 238,061^st in the world and 7^th in Soviet Navy for Smartest Citizens, with 22.36 quips per hour.