The Republic of Dell pickles is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.153 billion Dell picklesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 51.6%.

The Dell picklesian economy, worth 61.7 trillion Cervantes poops a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 53,520 Cervantes poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Dell pickles in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dell pickles's national animal is the cervantes, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dell pickles is ranked 89,952^nd in the world and 8^th in cervantesdill for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,599.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.