The Republic of Deicksamend is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 9.742 billion Deicksamendians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The strong Deicksamendian economy, worth 438 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,965 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and Deicksamendian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Deicksamend's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Deicksamend is ranked 151,558^th in the world and 4,950^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -54.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.