The Republic of Defending Dragonite is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.428 billion Defending Dragoniteans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong Defending Dragonitean economy, worth 130 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,690 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Defending Dragonite's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Defending Dragonite is ranked 245,712^th in the world and 4,577^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.31 law-abiding acts per hour.