The Protectorate of Defender History is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.398 billion Defender Historyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Defender Historyian economy, worth 900 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,553 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,420 per year while the poor average 12,759, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Defender History's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Defender History is ranked 258,602^nd in the world and 1^st in The FRA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.85 law-abiding acts per hour.