The Theocracy of Defender Elite is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.08 billion Defender Eliteans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong Defender Elitean economy, worth 181 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,780 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,971 per year while the poor average 13,744, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Defender Elite's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Defender Elite is ranked 140,439^th in the world and 2,333^rd in eta for Most Secular, with 17.16 Atheism Rate.